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The Thirsty Jester Public House

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Appetizers.....you don't need to scroll any farther

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Garlic Bread with Cheese

9

It’s a deadly combination of garlic bread featuring cheese and served on a paddle that legend has it came from a bigger paddle

Bruschetta

9

Like every other pub on the planet, with the exception of our tomatoes, garlic and red onions being dropped from a great height before being joined with feta cheese, and a delightful balsamic drizzle  

Nachos

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We take the goodness of corn tortilla chips and delicately lay them down before covering them in mixed cheese, black olives, red onions, bruschetta mix, green peppers, and jalapenos. Served with traditional sour cream and salsa

Four Cheese Spinach & Artichoke Dip

12

Our famous pub-made dip combines red onions, cheddar, mozzarella, and parmesan with the goodness of cream cheese in the cheesiest combination since the actual invention of cheese. Served with warm tortillas and a smile!  

Beer Battered Mushroom Bites

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The goodness of beer enters our famous batter and allows the mushrooms to be caressed and covered for your enjoyment. We added a little ranch dip for fun  

Tornado Potato

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Two Burbank potatoes run through the “spiralizer” and deep fried. Then covered with our Signature Buffalo Sour Cream with more on the side for dipping

Potato Skins

10

Set sail in these boats of potato, complete with bacon, cheese, MORE potato, and some green onions

Thai Chicken Bites

9

Our chicken strips, deep fried, covered in Sweet Thai Chili sauce, lo mein noodles, green onions and matchstick carrots

Poutine

10

A dish that should have been simply named cheesy gravy fries.  It wasn't, but still contains, the goodness of cheese curds, gravy, and our delicious fries  

The Ultimate Platter

30

We start with a mini tornado, add a half garlic bread with cheese, a half bruschetta, beer battered mushrooms, onion rings, and sweet potato fries


Wings....okay....you scrolled a little father....that's fine

Our wings are a powerhouse of chicken flavour. We select only the finest fowl for our chicken wings; all you have to do is tell us what to do with them!

Sauces

Medium, Hot, Suicide, Honey Garlic, Garlic Parmesan, BBQ, Sweet Thai Chili

Rubs

 Salt & Pepper, Frank’s Dry Rub, Cajun

Price

It's $14 for a pound.  $27 for two pounds.  Served with your choice of Ranch, Blue Cheese, or Dill Dip


Soups & Salads.....you are hard to please...scroll a little more

Dressing Options: Balsamic Vinaigrette, Blue Cheese, Pub-made Honey Lime, Italian, Ranch

Soup of The Day / Week

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Sure you can have a soup of the jour, or you can make one soup really well. One of our guests gave this soup 4 stars on Yelp  

**Not available for Take-Out

French Onion Soup

8

An age old recipe made fresh in the pub using only the finest of onions schooled for years in the language of love. Combined with a delightful array of crusted bread, the finest of Swiss cheeses and baked to perfection  

**Not available for Take-Out

The Caesar Salad

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The goodness of romaine lettuce combined with croutons, bacon, and Caesar dressing made high in the mountains of Whitby by my mom

The Garden Salad

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Pretty much like any garden salad you’ve ever eaten, BUT served with a smile and possibly a hearty handshake. Also contains iceberg lettuce, carrots red onions, cucumber and tomatoes  

The Taco Salad

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Romaine and iceberg lettuce combined with ranch dressing, bruschetta mix, black olives, cheddar cheese, red onions, sour cream, salsa, guacamole, and seasoned taco beef served in a delightfully playful tortilla bowl which you can eat. Or take home. We don’t judge here...

The Cobb Salad

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 We start with romaine and iceberg smashed together in harmony and then carefully add ham, bruschetta mix, mozzarella, cheddar, bacon, cucumber and an egg all laid out in perfect togetherness. Served on a plate with ranch dressing


Sandwiches....the scrolling continues

All of our sandwiches are served with your choice of side

Fish Tacos

13

 We nestle the good stuff comfortably on a bed of Baja coleslaw mix, mixed cheese, bruschetta mix, and topped with a drizzle of our Signature Honey Lime Dressing  

Grilled Chicken Wrap

13

First, we start with the flour tortilla. Then (because that was silly to serve by itself), we added red peppers, green peppers, mixed cheese, grilled chicken, and iceberg lettuce. Just for fun we added some pesto mayonnaise

Chicken Parm Sandwich

13

A deep fried chicken breast from a real chicken, covered in marinara sauce and melted mozzarella served on a toasted brioche bun 

Turkey Panini

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It’s turkey, its lettuce, its tomato, its garlic mayonnaise, and plain old bacon pressed to perfection on our Panini bread 

Quesadilla

13

 A playful flour tortilla containing BBQ chicken, salsa ranch dressing, onions, green peppers, and mixed cheese. Brushed with garlic butter. 

Montreal Smoked Meat Sandwich

13

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FLAT BREADS!!!

We just found out the Earth was flat. We now present a bread to celebrate this joyous occasion in made-up science

Pesto Chicken Flatbread

15

 Our fresh picked chicken on a cream sauce base, topped with red onions, red and green peppers, and a pesto drizzle

BBQ Chicken Flatbread

15

A BBQ bonanza topped with red onions, bacon, mozarella cheese, BBQ chicken, and topped with a ranch drizzle

Pickle Flatbread

15

Pickles and Flatbread together at last!!


Pub Style Burgers

We start with a 1/3 lb of fresh ground beef infused with classic 90’s rap group Salt & Peppa and topped just for you

Plain Ol’ Burger

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 It’s a bun, some lettuce, tomato, pickles, red onions, our famous pub-made burger sauce and we even threw in a burger for good measure

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The Jester’s Burger

16

Two patties, 4 strips of bacon, 2 slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato, an onion seeking revenge, pickle, and two onion rings and a whole lot of messiness

The Turkey Burger

13

Like out other burgers, but more gobble and 100% less moo.  Caramelized onions, tomato, Baja slaw, swiss cheese, and our signature Honey Lime dressing


Pub Stuff

Chicken Parmesan

17

 The finest breast of chicken smashed with a hammer and breaded using our secret recipe. Covered in marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese. Served with a side of cavatappi noodles, and garlic toast

Adult Mac & Cheese

15

 Sure we could be pretentious and tell you all the ways the cheese was made. But we aren’t that kind of place. Cavatappi bathed in a creamy  cheese sauce and baked with bacon, onions, and a bread crumb crust served with your choice of side 

Fajitas

Choose from chicken or beef and then let us serve it sizzling with peppers, onions, lettuce, cheese, pub made bruschetta, and sour cream.  

Chicken Fingers

15

 Pain staking hand breaded chicken strips served with your choice of side and our Honey Lime Dressing for a little dunking  

Steak & Guinness Crock

15

Our homemade mixture of steak, onions, mushrooms, red wine, Guinness, garlic, and spices, served on a bed of mashed potatoes. Topped with cheddar cheese and green onions and served with your choice of side   

Fish and Chips

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 A delightful piece of cod, fished from a body of water and personally delivered to your table after being covered in our pub made beer batter and ironically taking one last swim in our deep fryer  

Shepherd’s Pie

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If shepherds tended to a flock of cows this would make complete sense. Ground beef joins our gravy, corn, carrots, celery, peas, and an original addition of mashed potatoes to the top and served with your choice of side 

Rib and Wing Combo

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